1. olechandserif:

    Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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    Thank you Barry

    You’re welcome

  2. Happy birthday, HST, you magnificent bastard.

  3. Chichen Itza in 1862, before cleaning and restoration.

    Chichen Itza in 1862, before cleaning and restoration.

  4. Having a break from Civ 5. Spend an hour looking at Civ V tags on tumblr. What a waste of time! I could be playing Civ V instead!

  5. Monty Python Rehearsals — 1970 and 2014

    (Source: fuckyeahmichaelpalin)

  6. 
Twin Peaks Meets Sonic Youth
“I stole the FBI’s best manIt was all whirlwind, coffee, and pie.Within a week, we found out who killed Lauraand hit the road.”

    Twin Peaks Meets Sonic Youth

    “I stole the FBI’s best man
    It was all whirlwind, coffee, and pie.
    Within a week, we found out who killed Laura
    and hit the road.”

  7. woodsofmystery:

the real reason the show got its name

Made me laugh harder than it should have.

    woodsofmystery:

    the real reason the show got its name

    Made me laugh harder than it should have.

  8. kaniehhtiio:

    Game Typography Challenge 

  9. Seeing my favourite band Camera Obscura tonight. Look at this outrageous price change within five years.

    Seeing my favourite band Camera Obscura tonight. Look at this outrageous price change within five years.

  10. In the summer of 2004, I first grew a beard, mainly because I was ill. I had taken a nasty spell of mumps and so I grew a beard in order to make my face look a bit less lopsided given the way the mumps expanded my jawline to the point where I was starting to resemble a hamster smuggling a tennis ball. I also say ‘grew’ but really it was more that I ‘didn’t shave’. But this time, I properly grew one after going in to work one day having unintentionally gone a week without shaving. “You’re not growing a beard” my boss said, “it looks untidy and unprofessional.” 

    Naturally, this was all the motivation I needed to grow one. Spite can be such a wonderful tool to a taurean.

    It’s been going on for twelve weeks, but now it is time to say goodbye to this incarnation of the beard. I looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself ‘who are you?’. And let me tell you, 7.53am is no time for Nietzschean existentialist questions. I ask myself enough of that as it is when I’m lying in bed at night. I didn’t recognise who I was. With my equal split of black and grey hair on my head and a brown and ginger face fuzz, I resembled one of those children’s flip books where you can create a random, yet mildly amusing, face.

    In this time, I have been called the following; a hipster, Gerry Adams, this year’s winner of Eurovision, King George V and, of course, a communist. But then, what lefty doesn’t grow a beard at some stage in their life?

    “But why shave it off? Beards are in fashion!” I was told yesterday.

    “I wear flowery shirts and flared cords… I can’t be seen to be fashionable!”

    And so, for that reason, the beard is going. Fun though it has been having bits of food stuck in it for later snackage, but I’m looking forward to having a nice pint without having submerged my top lip in froth. Who knows… maybe I won’t wait another ten years before growing another.

  11. Sounds right.

    Sounds right.

  12. Who actually smokes like this?

    Who actually smokes like this?

  13. Happy International Workers’ Day, comrades, sisters and brothers! The European elections are taking place soon and sadly the media have given too much attention to a racist and bigoted party that are overstating their own presence in politics. Don’t believe their lies about immigration. Don’t believe what they say about the NHS, they’d privatise it without a moment of hesitation. We defeated the fascist beasts around this date 69 years ago, and we can defeat them again, this time at the ballot box. Keep the faith, my friends! ¡No pasaran!

  14. speakingmyminds:

    this movie is just pure gold

    (Source: whitepajamas)

  15. Tonight’s homemade pizza is brought to you by artichokes, chicken, sundried tomatoes, green and black olives.

    Tonight’s homemade pizza is brought to you by artichokes, chicken, sundried tomatoes, green and black olives.